exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(via trust)

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(via trust)

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

(Source: goth24865, via trust)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via shuttthefucckupp)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via batfag)

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. Marilyn Monroe (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

(via quotelounge)

(via 2spooked4u)

REBLOG IF U A LIL STRESSED

(Source: natnovna, via trust)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via trust)

snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via trust)