my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
this is an important thing to remember.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
Hey! I haven’t eaten meat in 43 days & I haven’t self-harmed in 76 days! I’m so incredibly proud of myself!
Proud of you. c: