super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

#was

millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

(via texasisnotasquare)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via bbc-killed-me)

arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

(via a-heart-that-never-dies)

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

(via a-heart-that-never-dies)

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

(via religiousmother)

meladoodle:

my dad accidentally called me dad once

(Source: meladoodle, via religiousmother)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via mastermitch)

  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via trust)

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

(via trust)

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: oreooficial, via trust)

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(via trust)

crunchier:

Me tbh
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

(Source: aonedirectionlovingcanadian, via a-heart-that-never-dies)