why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
because they push two twins together to make a king.
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
my dad accidentally called me dad once
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
why get thinner when you can get more dinner
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me