I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.
why ‘bust a cap’ in my ass when you can bust a nut in my ass instead
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk