despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Source: bingeeaterghoul, via texasisnotasquare)

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

(via texasisnotasquare)

221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

(Source: canon-autopsy, via religiousmother)

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via religiousmother)

itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done


she still loves sleeping up here. 

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(Source: mcish, via trust)

vanillish:

Being gay is my favorite birth control method

(via caffeinateddisaster)

everydaycomics:

It gets even awkward during Christmas dinner with guy’s religious relatives.
  • teacher: sit up straight
  • me: but I'm gay

legalmexican:

every night I either get really sad or really horny

(via fckable-lunchable)

itssimplysam23:

h-ound:

awwww-cute:

Baby sea turtle swimming

or is it flying through the snow

Definitely flying through the snow.